All hail Cardi B eating crab legs on a plane

Today in mesmerizing videos: We present Cardi B dressed in all white eating crab legs on a private plane.

Cardi B doesn't say anything in this video, but her extremely impressive Crab Skills™ really speaks for themselves. She's wearing a white sweater, which is very risky and yet it remains pristine throughout. (Imagine the turbulence!) Also, she does not have a seafood cracker but appears to have no issues excavating the crab meat — thanks in part, we assume, to her "good veneers" and very expensive nails.

Is it truly inspiring to behold.

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Good veneers

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Are there concerned dental professionals in the comments? Yes. But we will choose to ignore them and instead revel in Cardi living her life.

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